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From Bath,UK...now in Miami (:
~whovian, sherlockian, potterhead.

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my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via thecatstoldmeto)



"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"


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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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you cant spell lonely without “anime character as facebook profile picture”

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straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

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(Source: vhs-dreaming, via skankpilgrimversustheworld)



what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via attractiveguyfrom-theblindbanker)


one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

(via spiritbear412)

"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of


Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via spiritbear412)



yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via cumber-bitches)



so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and


i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via tearsofotp)